The final two posters in the Millennium People Internet series (find the other 5 down the page, on flickr, or here)
POSTER SERIES (#2)
January 31st, 2010NSW VS. MANHATTAN
January 31st, 2010
Tottenham Court Road Tube, on Flickr, via the Londonist.
A quick response to Dan Hill at City of Sound, who tweeted recently:
“If the ENTIRE world’s population had the density of Manhattan everyone would fit into New South Wales. Can someone prove this for me, cheers”
The density of Manhattan is 27,490.9/km2 (wiki) and the area of New South Wales (a state of Australia) is 809,444 km2. Therefore, if New South Wales had the density of Manhattan (which is, I believe, the question) then you could fit 22,252,344,060 people.
The current world population is 6,692,030,277 (google) so you could fit about 3.3 worlds into NSW.
FISTFUL OF LINKS
January 26th, 2010
via the Londonist Flickr pool
You’ll get on that net; maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life: some news.
The Londonist has been good this week (providing the shot above, as well as notifying me of the enormous collection of old films available at the London Transport Musem). Also, the tube map of the galaxy. Some futuristic stuff: man’s future in Hydrospace; Female Androids.
In the news this week: a movie recently made by chimps surprisingly not related to anything on the interactive chart of 2009 US movie hits; related, 50 incredible Polish film posters. Unrelated, South Koreans told to make babies. Tech: how tough are NES games? How many computers made this year? Bubble-wrap turns 50– and goes virtual (via this isn’t happiness).
Russian iceskaters impersonate Aboriginals (which they saw on Youtube), win gold (Russian dance here). Also ice cold, a coyote frozen in its tracks. The meaning of a short squeeze (not sexual). Related, (vaguely sexual) pixelated nudes (as seen at left). Related, perhaps, Curious Expeditions. Also curious, a cross-section of two women (one who is fat).
Now, there seems to be some debate going on over why it was so cold this winter, leading some to comment on the gulf-stream myth. Topical: the airport scanners that look at you nude, and which don’t work anyway. Also airport security, “If the US can create Avatar, they can fake 9/11” says Malaysia’s former premier. Vaguely related, first-world problems.
Finally, via Cessums.
MILLENNIAL ESCAPADES
January 25th, 2010If virtual space is treated as seriously as real space, then at a certain point the design of wireless fields comes into play. But how to design with an invisible medium? My aim was to influence the virtual, so I built a room within a room, a network within a network….
I went to the Apple store with a wireless broadband dongle and changed the network of the computers from Apple to myself, then set the network homepage to be my blog. The Apple red-shirts tried to work out what was going on… it took them some time, during which all Apple store customers were obliged, upon opening the safari browser, to read my blog. I was discovered and ejected.

Observant readers will notice this took place at the end of last year, during the hiatus, before MP got its makeover.
POSTER SERIES
January 24th, 2010A new Millennium People poster series aiming to bring to light some interesting facts about the Internet, question our relationship to it and the portals we use to view it. Viewable on Flickr.
ICELAND #4: SUDEYRERI
January 23rd, 2010This is the final post in my Icelandic Saga… and the post is likely to be a saga in itself…
There is a magnificent approach to the village of Sudeyreri, which is found on the farthest tip of Iceland’s West Fjords. During the winter the fastest way (weather permitting) is to fly from Rekyavik, in some sort of modernised Short’s 360. Anyone who flew Aer Lingus across the Irish Channel in the 90′s would probably recognise the aircraft by the name ‘vomit comet’.
The descent into the West Fjords is a treacherous one. At an altitude of only several hundred feet, the plane races up and down the valleys in a very particular pattern, zipping over warning beacons and performing tight turns around lit poles. There is something of the aerobatic race about it. Then suddenly the engines throttle back completely, and you drop the last few feet onto the icy runway at Thinkery.
The little arrivals building was mostly crowded with parents and families waiting for their returning children; and so tight was the space, and so intimate the atmosphere, that it took on the appearance of a living room with a conveyor belt running through it. Outside, a massive Swedish truck from the 70′s painted a dashing red and upholstered in several tints of brown took us up into the tunnel. Until relatively recently Sudeyreri was completely cut off for about four months every year. A mammoth construction project… a tunnel several miles long cut through the mountains… was the solution. Perfectly straight, its vaults lit up like a medieval banquet hall.
The village, only 350 people, is completely centred around the fishing industry, and is run by a type of benign protector – Odin – the owner of the fish factory and fish drying house. He employs only couples, in an effort to build up the population of the village, and owing to the fact that in his experience men make better fishermen, while women have better attention spans for skilfully de-boning fish for hours on end. “There are no men on my factory floor” he said “they just lose concentration and mess things up.” They do however employ the local kids, who, when there is a large haul of fish, will work for a few hours after school to make up the numbers. These same kids, with nothing much to do, have discovered the joys of putting your back flips on youtube, and composing black metal music (brot were practising in the church when we arrived).

The all-female factory workforce. De-boning takes place on thick perspex light boxes, the rhythmic flick and swish of the knives barely audible over the hum of the central conveyor belt.
There is such a rationally organised system to the village: everyone works for the company, which invests in the school and donates money for local amenities. The whole place is powered by the hydroelectric plant installed on a local farm, and by a small geothermal plant in the town centre. There was something vaguely socialist about the single party equal distribution of profit. One night I had dinner with a local family and asked, bathed in the glow of their enormous television, would it not be a good idea to make the fish factory a union-run venture, organised by the people of the village? But they seemed against this: it was wiser and more efficient to have Odin at the helm (so to speak).
Another time, I went out on one of the small fishing boats. Myself and two friends, an Italian and a Swede, packed into the tiny vessel, and set out for the Arctic circle. The system of fishing, which is conducted in the eternal night of Arctic winter, is done using a long line (comprised of 24 segments) onto which bait is tied. The line takes about 3 hours to spool out, and then 6 hours to reel in. The two fisherman stand at an open hatch, waiting for the incoming line to present whichever fish it has caught. These are stabbed with a hook on the end of a stick and flicked into a large tray. Here they are killed by the other fisherman and slung into the hold (being sorted by species). A good haul would be about 4 tons.
The weather was particularly violent when we went out (though I am proud to say that of the 15 in my group that went out in several boats, I was one of only 3 that were not constantly ill), with the swell over 3 metres. It was so rough that we had to abandon a spot where it was known there were plenty of fish. While turning south to shallower waters the swell caused our line to snap, and we spent a good hour roaming around the outer Arctic circle looking for the flashing buoy – a pinprick of red in an ocean of black. The line had dragged along the bottom, and had picked up a wild assortment of sea-creatures, some of which I don’t really even know how to describe. Amongst them was a giant crab, with a pincer the size of a child’s hand, at least 50cm across. Due to the weather we pulled in just under two and a half tons.

The last buoy coming in, around 1pm, after 10 hours at sea. The waters had irritatingly calmed by the time the light came, making photographic evidence of the storm impossible. At its height, the boat had switched on a search lamp to see how bad it was – the beam cut straight through the high waves rolling over the deck, lighting up crystal turquoise mountains all around us.
IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK
January 22nd, 2010The real Architecture Association on the left, and the perceived digital AA on the right… via Flikr.
When the richness of a place, its history and aura are better captured in the imaginary spaces of a virtual city, what good is the building itself? When my home network password is more important than my front door key, when my door has become nothing more than an icon and an option list… Why not knock it all down? Why not remove the physical obstacle that prevents us from seeing the building?
NEW MILLENNIUM
January 22nd, 2010
The London Eye, modified from this image, and the cover of Ballard’s novel ‘Millennium People‘.
Millennium People has moved – our new url is:
www.millenniumpeople.co.uk
Although we are no longer at www.millenniumppl.blogspot.com all traffic will automatically redirect.
FISTFUL OF LINKS
January 19th, 2010
Iceland, via Kevin Cooley. Related, false landscapes.
What’s that in my fist? Why, its a bunch of fresh cut roses for my love: some news.
Spillway’s Raging for the Machine. Related, CommunistRobot. Kind of related, how many computers have been sold this year (in real-time)? Not really related, how many track combinations can you get out of an Ikea train set? It seems like a bit of a Brio rip-off if you ask me (old-school Brio you understand, before it got all hi-tech). Related, the meaning of the word brio.
Cliqset, another one of those open-plan internet tools (like we didn’t have enough social networks already). Related, social image bookmarking: vi.sualise.us. Super related, 500px. Accidental social networking ‘I found your camera…’
I really love the xkcd cartoons (left). Consistently brilliant. Some cool WW2 posters. 50′s fonts and stock images. Fuck Yeah! Dioramas! First person tetris. The golden age of comic books.
Not sure if you heard, but Banksy and Robbo have been having some sort of graffito spray-off in Camden: Banksy started it, then Robbo replied, and now Banksy is getting it again.
The dangers of a high-information diet. Goddamnit. Ten classic Simpsons episodes. Pretty much right, I reckon. The Harbin Ice Sculptures. Crayola colours go crazy. When I threw rocks at a glacier this is pretty much what I heard. I mean, I could go on forever, there’s just so much crap out there (my own included), but I’m going to stop it right there and end with this bad boy:
NOMADIC BANKS
January 16th, 2010
An MP original…
From all around the town, and from the hills above it, the good folk tumbled out of their homes, and collected in the square. The bank was in town. Anxiously, the people formed a queue, the ritual most strongly associated with this social institution.
Most had come to see the bank clerks employed in valuation: the Fortune Tellers as they were called. Behind their long trestle tables of mahogany, the Tellers would Tell, judging each object as it was presented to them, and passing comment on its interest to the bank.
It was on the basis of these proclamations that the people would decided whether to keep or destroy their belongings. Something that was useless to the bank was useless to society, because the bank was the storehouse for all social objects.
You never really owned anything anymore, but simply exchanged it for credit. An object given to the bank on loan equated to the possibility to loan something else in return. A constant fluctuation in social needs for certain items, furniture, vehicles, jewelry, clothes, ensured a constant exchange. The bank worked like a cooperative society for objects, with 80 million members…
The ease with which objects were deposited and retrieved from the bank very quickly loosened the ties people had with them. The inherent desire to hoard soon melted away.
People found that in time they did not miss any of these things they gave up, and never asked for them back. They remain to this day in the vaults of the bank, able to be viewed, like a still-living museum to our civilisation. The bank was a stepping stone to the objectless society.













